District 9
Starring a bunch of unknowns. Directed by an unknown. WHAT THE CRAP???
There’s not much I can tell you about District 9 that you don’t already know. When the aliens hit the atmosphere in ’90 over Johannesburg, South Africa, we waited. And waited. Then the troops had to cut their way in to find a bunch of those sick Prawns huddled on top of one another. At the time, I was probably like you and thought “Wow! This is going to be great! Not only were we right about the aliens, but we’ll have a chance to learn from them and get all kinds of crazy technology!” Well, who knew then that they were going to turn into a bunch of miserable squatters, picking through trash and being a general nuisance. I am *so* glad they’re being moved out of District 9 and away from everybody. I’ve heard that there’s an expose about some guy who works for Multi-National United. Have you seen it?
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