Joe Allison Movie Slush

Starring Jeremy Piven, Ving Rhames, James Brolin, David Koechner, and Kathryn Hahn

Don “The Goods” Ready (Piven) has hair on his balls and he sells cars. The end. He’s a mercenary, a hired gun that comes in and moves metal off of languishing car lots. And he’s good at it. As “The Goods” gets moving, his heart starts wrapping around his boss’ daughter Ivy and, as the big 4th of July sale comes closer, he turns into an emotional wreck. Why? Because of ‘Querque. That’s right, that doesn’t even make sense! Until you see the movie. “The Goods” drops “queer” like it’s a letter in the alphabet. It’s racist. It’s crude. It’s lewd. It’s everything great about movies like “Airplane”. And the first 30 minutes of “The Goods” alone are worth the ticket price.

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